Case of the "mondays"

So the partying of the weekend is over and it is back to our pathetic lives. did you meet a "hott girl/guy that might actually hang out with u?" Now is the critical time period to capitalize on your recent advances.

youve probably exchanged some digits maybe even done the facebook thing and now there are several options. the means of communication you use to talk to this special someone will greatly influence your "chances of getting your d wet next weekend".

Here are some popular choices and what they say about you as a person:

Facebook wall2wall: i am pretty desperate to talk to u and i am so proud to know u that i want the world 2 see
Facebook message: im either embarrassed to be conversing with u or im hoping this convo gets 2 dirty for my wall
Facebook chat: i am slightly/extremely obsessed with the internet/facebook. either way u probably should avoid me and my socially awkward tendencies
Texting: Im a conventional bro who is into u but not enough to actually dedicate any effort
Phone call: what the fuck dude??

Good luck bros-- hopefully that chick/dude still acknowledges your existence